1. Welcome back to NYC!

    saadiq: oh, the lady on the train this morning was absolutely bat-shit crazy

    saadiq: apparently she'd gotten into it with some mta person

    jevaun: hehehe, welcome back.

    saadiq: fled onto the train

    jevaun: word?

    saadiq: and spent the next 4 stops talking about how her pimps were iller than their pimps

    jevaun: oh dear...

    saadiq: and how that BITCH was trying to act like smooth the hustler... FBI... BITCH...

    jevaun: wow

    saadiq: intermingled with (thankfully) failed attempts to remove her shirt

    jevaun: that's special crazy....

    saadiq: that level of crazy is almost as interesting as our ability to thoroughly ignore it

    jevaun: not your ordinary run of the mill crazy.

    saadiq: looking around the train not a soul was stirring

    jevaun: hehehe

    jevaun: true new york.

    saadiq: I really wanted to pause and ask crazy who she was talking with so loudly

    jevaun: no you didn't.

    saadiq: but I'm not new. Don't go and engage crazy.

    jevaun: crazy woulda followed you all the way up into those fancy new offices.

    saadiq: lol

    jevaun: and THAT is not a good look

    saadiq: she got off at 59th

    jevaun: not on week 2 anyway....

    saadiq: you could hear her all the way down the platform

    jevaun: you always can. Crazy is never shy.

    saadiq: I really want to condense that into a twitter post but I don't think 140 chars is ready for it

    saadiq: ahh.... perfect for tumblr

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